This morning, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker announced that he was jumping into the GOP presidential race. Although some people may think the 2016 Republican presidential candidate is a “national disgrace,” no one can claim that Walker is wishy-washy when it comes to defining foodstuff.
In a 1997 assembly bill, Walker defined what a “sandwich” is:
According to Walker, a gyro is a sandwich, but a burrito is not. And according to Walker, women who have been raped shouldn’t be able to have abortions after 20 weeks into their pregnancy. This guy sure sounds like a promising presidential candidate.
Still, Walker’s definition fails in that it does not offer a clear answer to that age-old question: Is a hot dog a sandwich?