Over the course of the last two weeks, the country has been obsessed with the “Mannequin Challenge,” standing frozen in place as a camera pans the room to the tune of Rae Sremmurd’s “Black Beatles.” There have been some valiant efforts to clinch the top spot. First Lady Michelle Obama and the Cleveland Cavaliers put together a solid video in the White House, and Blac Chyna forced the Kardashians to play along approximately 30 seconds before going into labor.
But now the Mannequin Challenge has finally been won. Guy Fieri, the original Bleach Blond Beatle, has just put together a confounding four-minute-long video on the set of Guy’s Grocery Games. And though the clip is quite literally two dozen people standing around a supermarket for an uncomfortable amount of time, the suspense of seeing the Mayor of Flavortown frozen in place like a—well, like a mannequin—is almost too much to bare.
Never one to play by the rules, Fieri ultimately turns the game on its head, yelling, “Cut! Why is everybody standing around?” before storming off the set. LOL.
Though someone clearly forgot to tell the Donkey Sauce sultan that Triple G was filming a Mannequin Challenge—the very hilarious and wacky viral craze sweeping the nation—Guy’s personal style has actually been frozen in time for at least 15 years.
Your move, FLOTUS.