Fortune Cookie Flows Replaces Fortune-Cookie Aphorisms With Rap Lyrics
"Props is a true thug's wife"...in bed!
Originally published by First We Feast
Sprite brought rap lyrics to soda cans, and now it’s time for the sage words of hip-hop’s griots to grace the inside of fortune cookies, thanks to Fortune Cookie Flows.
The site offers packs of “50 fortune cookies with assorted cyphers & flows.” There’s only one example from Nas, but here are a few indelible lines we wouldn’t mind finding at the end of our takeout meal:
- “A wise man told me don’t argue with fools, because people from a distance can’t tell who is who.” – Jay Z
- “Real Gs move in silence like lasagna.” – Lil Wayne
- “Time to heal our women, be real to our women.” – Tupac
- “Too many Urkels on your team, that’s why your wins low.” – Kanye West
There are also some bizarre $20 posters mashing up Chinese characters, fortune cookies, and rap groups like Dipset, for no apparent reason. But honestly, who needs a reason for this masterpiece?
[via Cool Material]