Teenager Dillan Gibbons is a big dude, standing 6 feet 6 inches and tipping the scales at over 300 pounds. But Gibbons is feeling even bigger after committing to play football at Notre Dame next year. And how do you celebrate a momentous occasion like deciding where to spend the next four years of your life? By eating three pounds of cheeseburger and fries in 30 minutes, of course.

Bleacher Report took Dillan out to EATS! American Grill in Tampa, Florida to attempt the restaurant’s burger challenge. Each participant must eat the four-patty burger and the surrounding moat of fries in 30 minutes. If the contestant succeeds, the burger is free, and he/she walks out the door sporting a free T-shirt and feeling victorious.

The host of the segment and Dillan both get down a fair amount of their respective feasts, but Dillan definitely puts in more work, dipping everything in A.1. and tearing into the burger like a beast.

By the end of the half hour, neither man succeeds in finishing the challenge. The only winner is the meat industry and the restaurant owners, who didn’t have to shell pounds of free food or T-shirts.

[via Bleacher Report]