Let’s be honest: when you’re drunk, food always sounds like a solid idea, no matter what it takes to get it.
When one hammered Michigan burglar invaded a house, she left a mess of toppled down cupcake trays behind for police. The homeowner allegedly entered the residence while the woman was in the process of ransacking the home, and spooked her so badly that she sprinted away from the scene.
As the police began searching the surrounding area for clues, they found the girl a few block away, drunk and covered in cake and frosting.
According to the police report, the woman was “highly intoxicated and had cupcake frosting and cake all over her torso and legs.”
This is not the first unintelligent robbery to happen in recent times. Back in July, a thirsty CEO broke into a fancy Washington D.C. restaurant to steal $100 worth of alcohol. Additionally, in September, two criminals left behind a receipt for the Subway sandwich they purchased to distract the guard dog at the home they were burglarizing. Oops.
These are some brilliant criminal minds, we tell you.
[via NY Mag]