Being late for school can be rough, especially when you have a merciless attendance monitor who never fails to demand a signed tardy slip.
No one understands this issue better than Salt Lake City dad Seth King, whose children are chronically late for school. King makes light of the situation—while simultaneously teaching his children a lesson—by crafting hilarious tardy notes that account for his son’s early-morning boyband practice and daughter’s vegan™ drum circles.
King tells USA Today,
His notes serve to teach his children an important lesson about real-life consequences and public shaming. He explains,
Peep some of King’s best work below—as well as his masterful vegan-roasting above—and stay updated on his best work on Instagram:
The Happy Meal Toy Collection
The Boy-Band Practice
The Desperate Attempt for a White Christmas
The Almond Butter Attempt