Do you and your better half want to celebrate Halloween in style, but can’t think of a good costume? Are you weighing the idea of breaking out that Antoine Dodson get-up you wore in 2010 in the hopes that it will now be viewed as “retro”? (It won’t.)
Well, have we got a hot tip for you—a hot, steaming, stinking tip. Fresh off the recent news that Burger King’s new Halloween-themed burger turns your poop green, the folks at HalloweenCostumes.com have come up with a couple’s costume combo that features the Whopper in question and the viridescent stool it produces.
The best part about it is that it’s DIY! That’s right, with just a little elbow grease and ingenuity (and fiber?) you can make your very own version of the “Sexy Green Poop” suit.
We don’t know either, honey. (Photo: halloweencostumes.com)
So, this Halloween, don’t be like everyone else and go as a “Sexy Loogie” or a “Sexy Mucas Membrane.” Pop a squat, get out your sewing kit, and start stitching your way to Halloween infamy.
And if you happen to be anti green poop on Halloween, there’s always this Sexy Pizza Rat costume.