Many stupid decisions are made at Applebee’s, but this truly takes the cake.

A kid named Seth lived to tell the tale of when he went to Applebee’s with his girl before homecoming, decided to pop out of the restaurant for “a 2 minute ride” in his friend’s Audi, and ended up in the hospital looking like this…


Here’s Seth’s full account of what happened that fateful night when he decided to ditch his date and take a joy ride (via Dude Comedy):

So it’s homecoming night and me and my girlfriend made reservations for all of us at Applebee’s, (I know not really the most classy of places) but it worked living in a small city in Wisconsin, anyways I go sit down, order my food and my two buddies come up and tell me that they got an Audi borrowed to them by their friend who’s a doctor. They asked me if I wanted to go on a 2 minute ride in the Audi with them that it would be fun, I told them yes and I could tell my girlfriend was mad at me for wanting to leave for a couple minutes on homecoming night, but I left anyways and we’re going down this dead end road going 80 and we swerve off into a ditch, and me being me I wasn’t wearing a seatbelt and I smashed my face into the seat in front of me and bit my lip in half and ripped all the skin off my gums and get out of the car covered in blood and this dude comes over and let’s me wipe myself off. I was able to stick my tongue through this hole in my lip. So two minutes after I left I called my girlfriend and had her give me a ride to the hospital, she was not happy. But it’s gonna be a pretty sweet scar. Never made it to homecoming tho


Seth reports that the Audi is completely totaled. He tells Dude Comedy, “My girlfriends pissed at me and is probably gonna dump me because I ditch her for 2 minutes and almost die lmao.”

At least Seth has a sense of humor.

[via BroBible, Dude Comedy]