To be completely up front, we’ll say nothing novel, worthwhile, and/or pithy in this space about #PizzaRat. This Internet phenomena, which you can view in its glorious entirety above, is less than a few hours old and Twitter has already peaked with observations.

Before posting the witticism bukake that resulted from this clip hitting the Interweb, here are the scant details we can glean about this do-anything mammal: The rat drags a slice of pie down some MTA steps before eventually giving up on the endeavor to disappear from sight.


That was cool and neat, albeit disgusting, if you call the city home. And because nothing worthwhile happens anymore unless social media chirps on it, he are the finest reactions from the commentariat.

It me, pizza rat. It all of us, pizza rat.

[via DNA Info]