While some presidential candidates are taking the traditional approach on the campaign trail, Ted Cruz has a different agenda.

The 2016 presidential candidate and current Texas senator demos the absolute wildest way to cook bacon. This porcine instructional video has captured the hearts of thrill seekers and diehard Amuricans looking to do things a little bigger and better.

What are you waiting for? Get your pork-loving Libertarian behind to the grocery store so you can cook machine-gun bacon à la Cruz at home.

Step 1


Hoard as much bacon as you see necessary.

Step 2


Wrap the bacon around a machine gun (make sure you’re at a shooting range before attempting).

Step 3


Fire away.

Step 4


Take off the tin foil and enjoy your extra crispy bacon that was made with man power and a machine gun.
[via YouTube]