Hillary had best watch her back. Yesterday Waka Flocka Flame announced on Rolling Stone that he’s running for president, proving that the rapper is a man of his word.
That goes to show that if elected, Waka will more than likely follow through on his campaign promises, the first of which is to legalize marijuana. This is so central to his platform that he meaningfully announced his campaign on 4/20 while rolling a blunt.
Would-be President Flocka Flame has also pledged to ban dogs and other animals from restaurants. Canine welfare is a core issue for Waka, who has previously advocated for PETA by cuddling puppies on camera.
Another mandate would be raising the minimum wage.
Candidate Flame has also implied that he’ll be firm with legislators (“Fuck the Congress. What are we thinking about?”) and the military. For his running mate, Waka has chosen DJ Whoo Kid, who shares his political passion for smoking weed.
You can watch his entire campaign announcement below. Republicans don’t stand a chance.