We’re not joking, fam: Chipotle will now deliver your burrito.
What this means for you: Now, you can get Chipotle and Taco Bell delivered and do a fake-Mexican bang bang without even leaving your couch. We’ve hit PEAK-first world, America.
Here are Postmates’ current markets, where you can get carnitas burritos, steak bowls, barbacoa tacos, and more delivered to your couch:
Photo: Postmates via Business Insider
There’s one catch, though: The delivery is pretty damn expensive. “I just tried to order an $8 Chipotle burrito from Postmates and was told it would cost $20 with delivery and service fees,” writes Jason Del Rey, who is based in New York City.
Is getting a carnitas burrito delivered to your home worth $20? We say: that kind of depends how lazy and/or stoned you are.
How are Americans reacting to the Chipotle burrito delivery news? Take a look.
Chipotle delivering means I can sell my car and never leave my house again
— Young Silk (@YoungSilk) April 23, 2015
Chipotle delivering is Obama making up for those drone strikes
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) April 23, 2015
Chipotle delivering now so y’all might not see me out anymore.
— Dammit Jefe (@iSkeetMayo) April 23, 2015