The 18-inch D-bat Dog that was introduced to Chase Field last year has nothing on this season’s Churro Dog.
According to ESPN’s Darren Rovell, the Churro Dog, which will be served for $8.50 at Chase Field in Arizona, consists of:
It comes with an estimated calorie count of 1,117. Yaaaas.
Frozen yogurt instead of ice cream will keep the Diamondbacks’ Churro Dog under 1,600 calories pic.twitter.com/VvUiL9jkny
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 4, 2015
We’d like to see Joey Chestnut do a hot dog-eating competition with these bad boys.
The dessert dog—which will be available at two stands on the main concourse of the Diamondbacks’ stadium—is officially trending right now on Twitter, because who doesn’t want to pretend they’re eating a hot dog when they’re really eating a doughnut-churro-ice cream mashup? No one.
Trending nationally: the Churro Dog. pic.twitter.com/LkoVsmYTvY — Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) March 4, 2015
Trending nationally: the Churro Dog. pic.twitter.com/LkoVsmYTvY
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) March 4, 2015
Some think the Churro Dog is the epitome of doing too much, while others want to tear right into that warm cinnamon churro wrapped in a doughnut.
I would demolish that churro dog too. — Trey McKie (@tmckie3) March 4, 2015
I would demolish that churro dog too.
— Trey McKie (@tmckie3) March 4, 2015
Gross RT @UPROXXSports: The Churro Dog is a real thing you can get at D’Backs games this year. http://t.co/FFzCK2OGq8 pic.twitter.com/abiDOxNUlh
— Greg Wissinger (@gwiss) March 4, 2015