Last night at the Justin Bieber Comedy Central Roast, lifestyle guru and DIY homemaker mogul Martha Stewart slayed literally everyone.

Kevin Hart introduced Queen Martha as “the only white woman with more street cred than Luda and Snoop combined.” Accurate. During her five brief minutes at the roast podium, Stewart made everyone realize she is the baddest bitch alive. Seriously, even Slim Thug is down. Take a look.