Don’t deny it, single ladies and men: You actively use one or five online dating apps. Because literally everyone is on them (including people who aren’t single!?), it means there’s a good pool of online daters who are really into eating and associate themselves with food. In fact, some Tinder and OKCupid profiles are food. All we have to say is, if you don’t swipe right to a burrito, or a man with ice cream all up in his beard, you will be #foreveralone.

Here are the G.O.A.T. online dating profiles involving food. With these hotties, you’re guaranteed love and a good meal.

Call me Apples


Safe to say, Brandon is really into apples. And the letter D. Swipe right if you want to debate the best apple varieties (in bed). (Photo via The Chive)

This Profile is Bananas


Swipe right if you’re a chimpanzee or really into potassium. (Photo via The Chive)

Hamburgers Don’t Judge You

At the end of the day, it’s safe to say life would be a lot easier if we could all date hamburgers. Who can say no to soft buns? Swipe right if you’d rather have a Friday night date with a juicy burger than that so-so guy who hit you up on J Date. (Photo via Mashable)

If Hamburgers Aren’t Really Your Thing…

Maybe you’re feeling a little spicy. The burrito Tinder is simple yet dependable, and will always guarantee satisfaction. Swipe right for a forever kind of love. (Photo via Imgur)

Break Me Off a Piece of That


We’re not sure whether this is a chicken wing or chicken-wing-shaped bread. We’re also not sure whether this OkCupid user actually likes chicken. He looks nervous about it. Match with him to find out, and let us know. (Photo via OkCupid)

“Connor Cupcake”


A 24-year-old cupcake can only go one way. Also, Connor is a carrot cake. Swipe right if you’ve got a sweet tooth but still like to eat vegetables. (Photo via Buzzfeed)



We really respect Rachel’s commitment to getting free Chipotle. Not only has she Photoshopped herself eating a burrito in front of a beautiful sunset, but she’s also direct about her intentions. Everyone should be swiping right on this. (Photo via The Chive)

Wanna get brunch?


Gone are the days of wishing your significant other would cook you breakfast. With Esther, breakfast can be your S.O. Swipe right if you like waking up to the smell of bacon…in your bed. (Photo via Imgur)

Shared Interests: Burritos, Tacos, Nachos


Not only is this lady’s Tinder profile on point, but her photo triptych game is also quite strong. Swipe right for a date at your closest Taco Bell. (Photo via Imgur)

10/10 Would Swipe Right


Keep it simple with ya boy, G.C. He’s classic cool, and you’ll be dreaming about him for days. Swipe right for the meal of a lifetime. (Photo via Mashable)

Ice Cream Dream


It’s somewhat questionable that Thomas is eating ice cream out of the pint AND off of a plate, but we’ll let it slide. Swipe right if you’re into “saving meals for later” via facial hair. (Photo via Imgur)

OkCupid User: Actual_Garbage

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Match with Actual_Garbage if you’re into guac-filled dates and feeling really bloated at the beach. (Photo via OkCupid)

Whopper of a Potential Suitor

Philly Cheese Whopper

Everyone likes a man who can handle his burgers. Match with Negative_Sound and show him your favorite burger in the city. (Photo via OkCupid)

Must Love Beer and Getting Lit


Dusty probably wasn’t getting a lot matches based on his name alone, so he had to change up the game. Whoever doesn’t swipe right on Dusty hates partying, drinks white wine exclusively, and “only uses Tinder to make fun of people.” (Photo via Imgur)

No Nonsense Chicken Taco


Nathan isn’t here to play games. Or rather, his whole life is a game of keeping up with his Tamagotchis. Swipe right if you like chicken tacos. Or if you’re looking for something serious. (Photo via Mashable)

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