My girlfriend has a cat named Elle that she’s currently sheltering. Elle was found on some street in Crown Heights, Brooklyn, which means she probably lived off trash and tossed food until she was taken in. Well, I’m guessing she lived off tossed food, because as I sat on my girlfriend’s bed last night—buzzed and eating Popeye’s, natch—Elle licked her chops and lunged for my chicken several times. Eventually, we put a breast bone in her bowl. She annihilated it.
What I’m trying to say is: Cats are just as ruthless as dogs when it comes to nabbing human food from the kitchen table (or bed). If you won’t believe me, watch the video above—aptly titled “Cats Stealing Pizza Compilation“—for proof.