Nothing says “I love you” like giving up on trying to make a heart-shaped pancake, and making a penis-shaped pancake instead. Nothing says “romance” quite like ordering a heart-shaped pizza and eating it alone in your room.

Check out these Valentine’s Day #struggleplates, because making an art out of failure is a noble cause indeed, and we’re thankful for it every day.

Nothing says “I love you” like dick-shaped pancakes.


Every kiss begins with Waffle House Sauce.


At least somebody loves you!


Aww my neice loves me! #valentines

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FOH, candy hearts. Actual animal hearts are so much better.


Heart shaped food for valentines? Nah, I’ll stick with chicken hearts and beer. #asianwifelife #valentines #larb

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Pizza boyz are #foreveralone


#spacer #truelove #pizza #heart #valentinesday #foreveralone #ily #otaku #bai

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YA BURNT IT. SMH.


Heart shaped pizza #pizza #heart #nom #homemade #Valentinesday

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Ok, we see ketchup, ranch, and tater tots…but what in god’s name is the bloody thing on the upper left corner?


You lost your steak virginity to this #strugglesteak? Too bad you can never get it back.

Lost my steak virginity last night #steak #chips #vday #valentinesday #nom #virginitylost

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