Pizza Hut Australia just rolled out Doritos Crunchy Crust Pizza. Breathe.
“Pizza Hut spent months developing the new crust, which is made with mozzarella cheese layered with Doritos chips and sprinkled with cheddar cheese,” reports PizzaMarketplace.com.
Why does it just exist in Australia? Why can’t Millennials all over the world bite into the crunchy Dorito crust? We don’t know the answer. Why don’t you DM Taco Bell already? Come on.
All we know is Doritos pizza follows Pizza Hut Australia’s Hot Dog Stuffed Crust, so there’s no denying the country is dominating the stuffed-crust pizza game.
And here is what the Doritos Crunchy Crust Pizza looks like IRL. Although the below picture isn’t as tempting as the above ad, this is still most definitely a “get at me” situation.
— the AU review (@theAUreview) December 3, 2014
And for the record, we think Ashton might be right.
Doritos and Pizza Hut are part of the illuminati
— Ashton (@Ash_SouthEnd) December 3, 2014