Today’s Daily Mail front page asked a profound question, “Is there no one left in Britain who can make a sandwich?”
The Mail’s exasperation at Britain’s inability to train people to slap meat and cheese between white bread was too great of a gift for the trolls of Twitter to resist.
Here are some of our favorite responses:
Just back from the Daily Mail canteen. I can’t see what they’re complaining about. pic.twitter.com/O8kLK244OV
— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) November 10, 2014
Nope, Daily Mail, there is not. pic.twitter.com/dfmTthZDVB — Kenny Stewart (@Kenny__Stewart) November 9, 2014
@aljwhite outrageous slander. #sandwiches pic.twitter.com/s216JjWKJv — Sam Dyslexio (@SamDyslexio) November 10, 2014
Aw, man. The Daily Mail is right. pic.twitter.com/127308uA6y — Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) November 9, 2014
@zoesqwilliams think I’ve figured it out #dailymailsandwich pic.twitter.com/TblL7N7t45
— Lee Crawfurd (@LeeCrawfurd) November 10, 2014
The Daily Mail are idiots. I made this Monte Cristo sandwich as proof. pic.twitter.com/t84KYeg7Id — George Berridge (@George_Berridge) November 9, 2014
We’ve forgotten how to make sandwiches in the Church of England too. Don’t tell Melanie Phillips. #DailyMail pic.twitter.com/qaEyBmDMoX — Rector Chick (@heavensby) November 9, 2014
Been trying to make the kids sandwiches for 45 minutes now. I give up. . pic.twitter.com/jGSpgoRdRZ — Twinks (@tinytwink) November 9, 2014
@DawnHFoster they’re right tho (this is a joke I made when I was drunk) pic.twitter.com/KlZFNI6pqQ
— Zoe Williams (@zoesqwilliams) November 10, 2014
I think the Daily Mail are just pointlessly scaremongering with their sandwich story. pic.twitter.com/NBstDFQ9Vh
— Luke Thomas (@welshboy82) November 9, 2014
With reckless disregard for health and safety the liberalism gone too far rector makes a scissor sandwich. pic.twitter.com/5gltjkdpz7 — Rector Chick (@heavensby) November 9, 2014
EAT THAT, DAILY MAIL. #topsandwich pic.twitter.com/eObu34G0Nj — Jonathan Mackie (@MackieJonathan) November 9, 2014
@themailonline reader’s favourite: the knuckle sandwich @mgmediamonkey #sandwichgate pic.twitter.com/ygUmrb42iC — Rob Yates (@yates_rob) November 10, 2014
This sandwich making business is harder than it looks. pic.twitter.com/Inp2aMwhbb
— JamieDMJ (@JamieDMJ) November 9, 2014
@DailyMailUK I just made the most British sandwich you’ve ever seen #sandwichgate pic.twitter.com/EFlYXTj3IO — Zac Hill (@zac10001) November 10, 2014
You people are impossible to please. #sandwichgate #CondimentsGloriousCondiments pic.twitter.com/QCFDyhFpJE — Prad Patel (@pradip) November 10, 2014
Nailed it. #dailymail #sandwichgate pic.twitter.com/tJc0BeiT5S
— Natalie Evans (@NatalieEvans85) November 10, 2014