The Japanese division of Frito Lay just announced the upcoming release of new Doritos tortilla chips that are green, shaped like Christmas trees, and taste like “corn cream” soup. The white corn cream stew-flavored powder is white so that it looks like the “trees” have snow on them. Mind blown.

These Christmas chips will be release in Japan on November 17th, and they will be sold for a limited time as a winter flavor. No, they’re not coming to America, because Japan is next-level when it comes to snacks and America isn’t.

Even though Frito Lay has previously released Christmas-tree shaped Doritos in Japan, this is the first time that they’re actually green.

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