Are you tired of cookbooks that take themselves way too seriously? Don’t get us wrong, we love a good cookbook. But there are times when the need for hilarity outweighs the need for serious food.
Instagram clearly wasn’t cutting it anymore for Kyle Marcoux, a.k.a. The Vulgar Chef. So he took his very specific, certifiably demented skill set to iBooks Author and put together The Eat Like Sh*t Cookbook, which you can download for free as a PDF here.
The Vulgar Chef explains why he isn’t charging for the cookbook,
As for the book itself, it’s pretty much exactly what you’d expect, in the best way possible.
The greatness starts with the intro:
There are some actual “recipes” in this book, but the lovingly-captioned photos are the real reason to download.
Possibly our favorite recipe in the book is for “Healthy Ass Loaded Carrot Fuck Fries,” which uses this photo to illustrate:
Also, there’s a valuable “Fuck You” section after the obligatory “Thank You” one.
While The Vulgar Chef’s brand of humor won’t amuse everyone, we think we’ve figured out why he’s still pretty amusing in a post-Thug-Kitchen-revelation world: he’s always been completely honest.
The Vulgar Chef all started as a drunk joke, and he never claimed otherwise. He always seems to be making fun of himself more than anyone else.
The whole thing is pretty hilarious, but the last line on his About The Author page really sums it up:
Bro is dignified as f**k.