Kids these days—they swear like sailors, but I’ll be damned if they’re not inspirational when it comes to flexing on haters.
Case in point: This young lad who wants to set some strict back-to-school guidelines for middle-schoolers. Here are some things you should never, ever do in his presence:
- Ask for some of his bacon, egg, and cheese.
- Ask for a sip of his Arizona.
- Ask for a piece of his gum.
- Ask about homework.
- Say you missed him.
To be honest, all of these requests apply in the office as well. Send this to your co-worker who is always scrounging for free food in the kitchenette with the subject, “Let me eat my food in peace, you hungry bastard.”
[via World Star Hip Hop]