When someone creates an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine simply to eject a hot dog into a bun, the appropriate question to ask is not, why?, but rather, why is this so awesome?

David Kalb, whom the Daily Meal describes as a “backyard golf enthusiast” (his parents must be proud!)*, essentially built the most complicated mini golf hole ever, which ends with the ball pushing a wiener out of a tube in a watermelon. He captured the whole thing with a GoPro camera.


This might be least practical—but most epic—way to avoid being the biggest fuccboi at a BBQ.

* That joke was too easy, but seriously, this guy is incredible—check out some more of his tricks here.

[via Daily Meal]