When we taught you everything you could ever want to know about tipping in restaurants and bars, it turns out we forgot one thing: how to tip like a vengeful douche. Thankfully, Vine star Elton Castee has you covered:

Unless grievous physical or emotional injury is involved, we would suggest tipping normally and then talking to a manager. But that’s just us.

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