Inspired by the spontaneously spunky attitude of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles toward pizza, Foodbeast has engineered twenty-four pies that look comically fantastic, but probably taste ridiculous. The Turtles are known for placing outrageous pizza orders (see proof here), so it really is no surprise that these pizzas are splendid-looking in real life.

Here’s one of our favorite pizza combos (tuna fish, peanut butter and grape jelly):

Another fun one (chocolate fudge, sardine, chili pepper, whipped cream):

Here’s some more stuff we loved from today: 

Farm-to-table restaurants looking for cooks with neck tattoos [Grub Street]

How chocolate might save the planet [NPR]

Brooklyn restaurant has weak drinks “for ladies” [Eater NY] 

Burger of the month specials for June 2014 [Burger Business]