Eater brings word of the latest patty madness from Philly’s PYT, which has previously blessed humanity with such insane creations as the Deep-Fried Twinkie Burger, PB&J Bun Burger, and Lasagna-Bun Burger. Yesterday, the “home of America’s craaaziest burgers” unveiled its latest stunt: the Hot Pocket Burger.

What is this monstrosity? Two deep-fried “Philly Cheese Steak” Hot Pockets sandwiching a beef patty topped with American cheese and “truffle-drizzled” Cheez Whiz to mimic the flavor of a Philly Cheesesteak. “And yes, the flavor will melt your face,” PYT writes.

Let’s just hope no copycat fornicators try to have sex with it.

Here’s some more stuff we loved from today: 

How to find the season’s best berries [Modern Farmer]

Platt Chat: When does a restaurant truly deserve a zero-star review? [Grub Street]

It’s all in the rub: how to make real-deal Memphis-style dry ribs [Serious Eats]

Ben & Jerry’s is fighting GMOs, for some reason [The Atlantic]

Chobani, Fage getting sued for not being healthy or Greek enough [Gothamist]