The jokes keep flying in light of Heisman Trophy winner Jameis Winston’s unfortunate fall from grace, which saw the star getting caught shoplifting $32 worth of crab legs and crawfish from a Publix supermarket on the Florida State University campus.

Today, Fox Sports brings news that Jack’s Foodland, a grocery store near the University of Alabama, is now selling “Jameis Winston king crab legs.” As they say on these Internets, shots fired!

Here’s some other stuff we loved from today:

Heston Blumenthal on Obsession and Food TV [via Munchies]

The Four Pins Guide to Summer Cocktails [via Four Pins]

Is California’s Sriracha Factory Considering a Texas Move? [via Eater]

Can Craft Cocktails Push Spirits to Be More Sustainable? [via Punch]

Platt Chat: The World’s 50 Best Club [via Grub Street]