Tasting frozen foods for a living is a thing, and no, sampling infinite amounts of dino nuggets and Eggo waffles is not as glamorous as you would think.

Matthew, a freelance illustrator turned professional taste tester, recently gave The Billfold the low-down on what it’s like to eat frozen fried foods four hours a day, three days a week for eight months. His experiences will have you chucking out those Bagel Bites you hid behind your ice cube tray.

Here’s a highlight from the interview:

“I’d come home with huge blisters in my mouth from the salt. Yeah, fried food doesn’t have the same appeal anymore. “

And here’s some more stuff we loved from today:

Watch Mario Batali cook dinner for Kristin Wiig and Fred Armisen. [Eater]

How to make goat cheese and escarole pizza. [Serious Eats]

How a 90-year-old factory in New York makes 2.5 million pounds of Passover matzo. [Serious Eats NY]

You can no longer call your product honey if it has added sugar in it. [Jezebel]

A look at how eating habits vary around America. [Business Insider]