Thanks, Eater, for bringing our attention to this insane-looking, six-layer pizza cake from Boston Pizza. We reeeeallly want it for our next birthday party.

The Canadian chain polled its customers via social media on what outlandish pizza-inspired products they would like to see created. This pizza cake is obviously in the lead, followed by a gas-powered pizza cutter (so unnecessary, but we still want it.)

Boston Pizza claims the pizza cake is “great for birthdays, bar mitzvahs, weddings, and even lonely nights watching infomercials.”

Here’s some more stuff we loved from today:

How many peeps can a .50 caliber rifle shoot through? [YouTube]

How long would you have to work to buy a burger in your city? [NPR]

Browser extension adds Guy Fieri to every website. [Eater]

In Beirut, Syrian refugees cook to survive—and remember. [Bon App]

Taste Test: The best frozen deep-dish pizza. [Serious Eats]