We’ve all gotten hungry while riding the subway. We’ve all had an intense and sudden craving for bivalves.

That’s why this man—who shucked oysters while riding the N Train in NYC—is our hero. Watch as he pulls out a mini bottle of Tabasco sauce from his pocket as well as a plastic Ziplock baggie of lemon wedges. Dude means business.

Although we wanted to believe this was just some normal guy casually shucking bivalves on the train, as it turns out the man is actually a BuzzFeed employee pranking us all. Still, shucking oysters on the subway is not an entirely bad idea—he’d probably make a killing selling his goods to fellow train passengers.

Here’s some other stuff we loved from today:

You’re not allowed to sue General Mills if you like them on Facebook. [NYT]

The best f&$king grilled chicken sandwich ever. [Serious Eats]

City Grit’s Sarah Simmons to open a fried chicken and Champagne restaurant in NYC. [Eater NY]

What are NYC’s most underrated restaurants? [Serious Eats]