Gentleman Norman, a 12-year-old pomeranian, is out to school all you knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers in the old-school arts of chivalry and etiquette. The urbane canine is the author of How To Be a Man, a book that “offers practical advice for men on grooming and wardrobe, relationship maintenance and manners.”

Being a modern gent, Norman also has a YouTube channel filled with helpful video tutorials on masculine life hacks, like the right way to iron a shirt, knot a tie, and and make a protein shake (just kidding).

In the clip above, he instructs on the proper way to make a classic and dry martini—while kitted out in a Union Jack bow tie, because that’s how gentlemen roll.

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