On the latest edition of Harley Morenstein‘s web series, Epic Meal Time, the team steps it up by inviting the one and only Arnold Shwarzenegger onto the show. Arnold, not to be outdone in a contest of sheer manliness, drives up in his personal army tank.

Working with the Epic Meal Time team, Arnold constructs the most horrifyingly delicious “Steak ‘n’ Egger” sandwich known to man. Instead of using those teeny, obvious chicken eggs, the team chooses to create the sandwich using ostrich eggs. Seriously.

Arnold grills the eggs on the hot surface of his tank. If that’s not “manly,” we don’t know what it is.

The total damage? 78,583 calories and 4,172 grams of fat. Our arteries just clogged a little reading that number.

The video is a promotion for an Omaze contest. The winner gets to cook an epic meal with Arnold and Harley, with all proceeds going to the After School All-Stars foundation for kids in need.

Watch the video to see the most heart-attack inducing sandwich in the world.

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[via Laughing Squid]