Actress and cookbook author Gwyneth Paltrow announced yesterday afternoon that she would be splitting up with Coldplay singer Chris Martin.

Paltrow announced the divorce on her recipe and lifestyle website Goop, titling it, “Conscious Uncoupling.” Here’s an excerpt from the announcement,

“It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate…We have always conducted our relationship privately, and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and coparent, we will be able to continue in the same manner.”

And because this is 2014 and we are all insane, the post drove so much traffic the Goop website went down. That’s right—her divorce conscious uncoupling announcement literally crashed the site. No worries, the full text is posted on Defamer.

Maybe Gwyn just wants to party all the time like she did on Glee last night—and who can blame her for that!? All we know is there were one too many cooks in the kitchen in the Paltrow-Martin household.


Predictably, Twitter is going bat shit crazy over the news. Here are our favorite Twitter reactions to the split so far.







Complex TV has the full scoop on the Goopy Paltrow-Martin split. Watch and learn in the video below.