The possibly impending Velveeta shortage has a few particularly paranoid people worried about their Super Bowl party dips and stoner snacks. Real Time host Bill Maher gets it, which is why he’s come up with this fantastic new rule: “You can legalize weed, or you can have a Velveeta shortage. But you can’t do both.”

In the meantime, everybody move to Colorado and make these 8 lowbrow Velveeta recipes—including white trash sliders and chocolate cheese fudge—before there’s any real sign of the processes cheesepocalypse.


[via Huffington Post]