There’s a lot of reasons to hate SantaCon: lax bros puking all over the streets of Manhattan, girls dressed as “slutty Santas” puking alongside them, etc, etc. There’s no ignoring the Tweets today mentioning how splendid #SantaCon is, but we’ve chosen to mine out those quips which address the stupidity behind this made up holiday. The New York Times and Mr. Tony Bourdain even started spewing out SantaCon haterade this year. Amen.

Click through the gallery for hilarious Twitter commentary on the mouthbreathing goons of SantaCon.



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