For those of you who intend on having a night before Christmas filled with dreams of sugar plums, paid-off student loans, new cars, and other good stuff, we have some food you’ll want to avoid eye-contact with.

Sure, these Santa-inspired foods were crafted with the most festive of intentions, but, boy, do they stray from the heart-warming spirit of Christmas. These Santas will peer into your soul with their beady, lifeless eyes; their amorphous shapes will make you question everything you thought you knew about the main man of Christmas. They’ll make you remember that Santa is actually celebrated for breaking into your house at night, taking your food, and leaving you mysterious packages.

Click through the gallery to witness some seriously creepy edible Santas.