Being an heiress seems very difficult. Life speeds by in a blur of Tracy Anderson dancercise classes and private jets, leaving little time to comprehend the life of the proletariat.

Case in point: on a recent trip to Shanghai, Paris Hilton Instagrammed a photo of her room service order with the caption “Room Service time. I love Chinese food. #shanghai”

Except that the photo doesn’t show a single item of Chinese food—not the greasy American kind or the “authentic” variety.

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Foods that appear in the photo (left to right):

  • Plain white rice
  • Something that looks suspiciously like quinoa with peppers
  • A clear soup with possible spinach presence
  • A panini
  • Spaghetti bolognese
  • Green juice
  • Orange juice
  • Salad
  • Reddish juice
  • Orange juice
  • Omelette with tomatoes
  • Rice
  • A creamy soup, possibly of the miso variety

Oh wait, guys. She was clearly referring to the white rice.

Paris, cultural savant, please don’t Instagram your foodstuffs ever again.

[via The Cut]