Just got up? It’s going to be a long day, full of fun, laughter, feasting—and probably a few ego-bruising fails and feuds along the way. But there’s no need to go into it unprepared: Rap music has already preordained exactly how it’s all going to go down.

Click through the gallery above for a clairvoyant look ahead at what’s in store for you on Turkey Day.

Gifs via Complex.com and Gifs of Popular Rappers