Middle schoolers take note: The NYPD officer in the video above is giving you some great insult ammo. As the officer gets into it with a street vendor for an unknown reason, she launches such comeback gems as: “I DON’T CARE,” “LALALALALA,” and “BLOW ME.” Watch the full exchange while you ponder the reign of professionalism on New York City streets. Here’s some other important news from today:

3 Reasons L.A. is “The most important place to eat in America right now.” [LA Weekly]

The 11 best lines from the Tenacious D episode of Food Is The New Rock. [Eater]

Butter-churning exercise classes exist. [New Yorker]

Detroit-based band Dale Earnhardt Jr. is sticking to a gluten-free diet while on tour. [Sound Cloud]

People in the South have deep thoughts about cake vs. pie. [NY Times]

Masterchef Season 3 finalist Josh Marks passed away Friday after a tough battle with mental illness. Our thoughts go out to his family and friends. [Huffington Post]