Thanks, Incredible Things, for bringing our attention to this life-size, edible horse cake which has red velvet insides covered in maggots made of marzipan. The cake was created by Tattooed Bakers, who spent 200 hours crafting the masterpiece. We haven’t been this scared of food since we came across that 3-month-old bowl of chili in the back of the fridge. Here’s some other stuff we loved today:

Josh Ozersky argues that the taco cannot win. [Esquire]

This Helvetica font is made entirely out of colorful candies. [Design Taxi]

How to pick from an overpriced restaurant wine list. [GQ]

Can you accept Cronuts from a man you’re about to dump? [Cosmopolitan]