Detroit Lions wide-receiver Nate Burleson recently destroyed his car and broke his arm, but he managed to keep his priorities straight in the process—he claims he swerved and crashed because he wanted to keep his pizza from sliding off his front seat. Obviously this pizza, from Happy’s in Detroit, is the food of the gods if it inspires reckless driving and a pizza run at 2:25am.

Clearly, Burleson is taking his ridiculousness in stride and welcoming the inevitable deluge of Ninja Turtles jokes, releasing a photo of the pizza-induced aftermath on his Instagram. User aka454 pretty much summed it up in his comment, “Must be some dope ass pizza.”


[via TMZ]