Because books, CDs, retail stores and the good ole Duck Commander company just weren’t enough, Duck Dynasty now has its own restaurant. Dynasty CEO Willie Robertson is heading up the launch of “Willie’s Duck Diner,” which is open to the public as of today in West Monroe, Louisiana. At the restaurant’s media preview, Willie assured the press that they can rest easy: “There’s duck on the menu.” Shit, this is going to be like Guy’s American Kitchen, only better. Here are ten more things we’re hoping to see at Willie’s Duck Diner:

  1. Boiled squirrels and dumplings
  2. Limitless sweet tea
  4. Mallow dogs
  5. A discount for superlative beard-growers
  6. A solid taxidermy collection
  7. Camo upholstery
  8. All Uncle Si all the time
  9. Mini duck calls instead of after dinner mints
  10. Duck Dynasty white Zinfandel


[via Eater,]