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“2 Crepez and champagne, you want true, that’s true enough”

Total Time: 30 Minutes
Prep: 10 Minutes
Cook: 20 Minutes
Clique Members Fed: 8


2 Eggs
1/2 Cup Milk
1/2 Cup Water
2 Tablespoons Butter
¼ Teaspoon Salt
1 Cups Flour
2 Tablespoons Butter


Mix the flour and the eggs. Add in the milk and water. Add the salt and butter.Heat a frying pan over medium high heat. Everything hot, skip lukewarm. Pour the batter onto the pan. Wrists moving, cooking, getting to it. Tilt the pan with a circular motion so that the batter coats the surface evenly.Cook that crepe for about 2 minutes. Flip. Serve in pairs.