It began with a tweet, and the tweet became flesh. Last week, comedian Michael Ian Black, famous for his smug expression and appearances on seminal television classics Michael & Michael Have Issues and Robot Chicken tweeted his interest in lasering portraits on ham.



We live in the age of brands desperately trying to engage with youths via Twitter, so of course, deli meat and cheese producer Dietz & Watson replied:

Please, Dietz & Watson, indulge him. Heaven knows that VH1 hasn’t called him for an I Love The 80s episode in about a week. Twitter seemed amused, however.

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On the bright side, this reminds us of the time that Paula Deen got hit by a frozen ham. Because hams don’t stand for racism, either.

[via Thrillist]