Each week we break down the best food porn on Instagram, but recently, we’ve found ourselves just as enamored with Vine—the app that allows users to easily shoot and upload six-second video clips—and Instagram’s new video feature. It’s all manna to the ADD generation—who needs Food Network when you have six seconds of Bacon Cro-Knot perfection courtesy of Andrew Zimmern?

The number of amazing food videos is definitely on the upswing, but there’s also a lot of truly terrible stuff out there—we waded through the garbage to find you the gold. This week’s video selection includes an egg and whip cream smack cam, a sexy woman eating hot pockets, and an artichoke turning tutorial.

Here, we take a look at our favorite food Vines and Insta-videos from this week.