The Best Food-Related Vines and Insta-Videos of the Week

Spoon Fork Bacon never fails to impress. Check out the recipe for this gorgeous looking pound cake on their blog.

Helen Rosner, executive digital editor of Saveur, brings us along to her Benihana dinner and Vines the timeless onion pyramid/steam locomotive.

There's no better way to start off your morning than with a stack of pancakes with a "good morning" message.

The quick lowdown on how to prepare a side of Brussels sprouts.

Yes, the tiny green sprouts sometimes make dudes want to vomit.

Japanese Foods has become one of the coolest food-related Vines to follow, with videos of guys making dumplings, mochi, and most recently, sliced radishes.

Thanksgiving is only three weeks away, but it seems this Viner got a little over-eager.

Even if there's no cutesy message written in butter, nothing says good morning like a tall stack of pancakes.

Check out Paul Hollywood's Pies and Puds and start making your own baked goods. But make sure to make them dance, too.

Never let anybody tell you you can't sing to your greasy fast food, especially if you're singing Drake.

Having the know-how to make pie crust automatically makes you cooler than all your friends and a hot commodity at any dinner party. The opportunities are endless: pie, tarts, quiche, pot pie, etc.

I want to see everybody do this with their Thanksgiving smorgasbords come Thursday.

Give it five years and your turkey will actually be this easy to cook.

There are many side effects of a dubstep overdose, one of which is the uncontrollable urge to smash fruits. Don't believe me? Ask WebMD.

Why pay to go see The Hunger Games: Catching Fire at the theater when you could just watch the real Hunger Games: Catching Dinner for free on Vine.

Pumpkin Pie is a fall staple, but it's one of the more complicated pies to perfect. If only it was this easy.

Doritos really screwed up by not choosing this commercial for their Super Bowl spot.

Even though this is just a video of Spoon Fork Bacon deleting a bunch of pictures of food, it's still really cool looking and fun to watch.

Katy Gerde's bacon cro-knots in the fryer. Thanks, Andrew Zimmern.

"Got my greasy pan, got my bacon on the shelf. And it don't really matter 'cause I'm by my fuckin self."

Saveur's @helenr finds good things going down in the test kitchen. Just listen to that butter sizzle.

You know the feeling, when you're about to raid your pantry and realize it's EMPTY. Ughghghgh.

The #smackcam trend is sometimes funny, sometimes terrifying and awful. Max Jr makes it extra hilarious with a whipped cream-covered egg to his dad's face.

Artichoke turning tutorial, courtesy of Chef Eric Ripert and the Le Bernardin staff.

Tyler Schneider doesn't simply pull past the take out window when he's at his favorite fast food joint. On no, he takes that shake and then he works it.

Dean4castiel would like us to remember this outdated advertisement for Hot Pockets, featuring a sexy woman eating the savory pastry while juicy steaks are being sliced.

A six-second tutorial on how to build a meat and cheese sammich like a boss. Don't forget the necessary side of pasta. Is that even pasta?

ColeScott thinks the reason he eats whole Pizookie platters at BJ's is because he's fat. Maybe it's because he's awesome.

Christina Tosi of @momomilkbar can tie an apron in under 15 seconds!

You should always—and we mean always—blast Notorious B.I.G.'s One More Chance while cooking pizza. Thanks for this beautiful moment, Adam Kuban.

Triffo knows what serious munchin' means.

Rapper Trick Daddy Dollars sure knows how to barbecue—his jerk chicken and ribs look mighty tasty.

Don't watch this sizzling bacon Vine if you haven't had breakfast.

A trip to Benihana is always awe-inspiring, but this is Benihana like you've never seen it before.

Mama June does not f**k around when it comes to grubbin.

If you're ever in dire need of phone battery, just grab a watermelon, salt, and some ice water, and you're set.

The fact that she's eating Cheetos during class is definitely not the best part of this. The best part is that she's making a Vine during class. #KidsTheseDays

Vegan pizza is better with SAWCE, veggies, and soy cheese.

Eric Ripert knows how to make a serious rice cake. Take that, Lundberg.

Instagram food porn veterans @SpoonForkBacon break into the Insta-video game, and it's making us drool.

Something about this stop-motion sandwich looks incredible, and yet, we wouldn't think egg, cheese, and jam would exhibit such beautiful teamwork.

If only apples undressed themselves, pie would be so much easier.

The best way to steal Nutella is by using a baby.

Thai spiced cashews in just six easy steps.

Action Bronson takes a page out of Dominique Ansel's book for backseat, blowtorch s'mores. A great treat for any shotgun wedding reception.

Really just a brilliant, innovative use of Tostitos Scoops. Everyone should be doing this.

Homemade pesto in just a few easy steps.

Some sushi fights against the confines of salty seaweed and breaks out of its roll.

This is food porn for all those hungry turtles out there.

We can't think of many better things to do with Vine than strap your dog into a hoodie, wrap your arms around it, and dance with one arm will feeding your dog almonds with the other. It's unclear whether or not almonds and chocolate are good for dogs...

Each week we break down the best food porn on Instagram, but recently, we've found ourselves just as enamored with Vine—the app that allows users to easily shoot and upload six-second video clips—and Instagram's new video feature. It's all manna to the ADD generation—who needs Food Network when you have six seconds of Tyler the Creator yelling about chips? The number of amazing food videos is definitely on the upswing, but there's also a lot of truly terrible stuff out there—we waded through the garbage to find you the gold. This week's video selection includes a little army man assaulting a batch of eggs, a dog who loves nuts, and a futuristic dinner pill. Here, we take a look at our favorite food Vines and Insta-videos from this week.

It's a natural human instinct to play with your food, especially when you're snacking on Goldfish Crackers. Jethro Ames takes playing with your food to a whole new level with his aquarium edition Vine, featuring parsley, sardines, granola, and Goldfish.

The Spanish chef lives up to his reputation as a Vine legend by locating this incredibly long, incredibly awesome noodlemaker.

Touring oversees can be a challenge for new artists who don't know foreign languages, customs, etc. But the strange, foreign flavors of potato chips and the absence of Lay's BBQ from the mix has Tyler, The Creator all shook up.

Once you get past the first second of this video showing an annoying girl demanding pizza in a high-pitched voice, you realize that the pizza she insists on features baguette-style bread, mushrooms, peppers, meat, and gooey cheese. You suddenly understand her longing. WE! WANT! PIZZA! TOO!

Action Bronson never stops delivering food-centric Instragram photos and videos. Here he is at Carribbean restaurant Veggie Castle in Richmond Hill, Queens, showing us what their display case has to offer. We spy juice, plantains, and some mean looking stews.

Everybody knows that bananas stick together, they have each other's back, and they're willing to put their lives on the line to protect their family. It's no surprise then that this ape gets drop kicked by a banana for trying to eat for it's family.

Lamb kebabs are huge in Europe, and for good reason. The spinning meat stick is one of the most tantalizing fast food advertisements out there. BBC Radio legend Tim Westwood captures the magic as a shish kebab master slices off slivers of the glorious roasted meat—all the while providing vintage Westwood commentary.

There's a batch of Vines out there that show nothing more than people's uninteresting, personal plates (a similar phenomena plagues Instagram food photos.) But every once in a while, we come across gorgeous dishes filmed in a creative, surprising fashion. Here's a frame-by-frame breakdown of a bowl of ramen and a plate of fried dumplings. This Vine wins because it's precise, in-depth, and to the point.

Yelldesign creates another stop motion Vine that shows us how easy food prep will be in a couple years. Suck it, Soylent.