Thanks, @reneredzepinoma, for this moment of zen—the phallic charcuterie you just created might be the next big thing in dining! Here’s some other stuff we loved today:

14 Songs to drink alone to. [Buzzfeed]

Babka, baby: Your Rosh Hashanah guide to eating. [Grubstreet]

For restaurant workers, a struggle to put food on the table. [NPR]

Health battle over soda flares in Mexico. [WSJ]

NYC food events for the weekend and beyond. [Serious Eats]