Recently, Martha Stewart told Matt Lauer that she’s back in the dating game and is joining to aid in her quest to “have breakfast” and “sleep with someone.” Of course, this admission sparked all sorts of Internet speculation about what, exactly, a Martha Stewart-curated Match profile might look like, and this weekend Saturday Night Live nailed the parody, thanks to a very good impersonation by cast member Kate McKinnon.

The ultimate takeway? “I’m Martha f**king Stewart—I can do what I want!”

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