Recently, we pondered whether the age of Instagram could lead to the extinction of ugly foods that don’t photograph well. But could it also be the end of messy finger foods that cause you to smear your screen with sauce and other junk? Not if TRONGS have anything to say about it!

This ridiculous company, which came to our attention via Laughing Squid, makes plastic tongs that your wear on your fingers, thus transforming your hand into an extreme picking-up-food machine that leaves your digits clean and smartphone-ready.

Don’t miss this infomercial, which is just tremendous:

[via Laughing Squid]