On the list of dream jobs, pizza delivery person is nowhere to be found. Aside from the odd porn flick, the profession rarely enjoys any glory, and workers are frequently stiffed on the measly tip that they brave awful weather or rabid dogs in hopes of receiving.

Still, losing out on three bucks from a $20 order seems like a small inconvenience compared to the following stories told on TipThePizzaGuy.com.  The site features guidelines for tipping, a discussion board for the pizza-delivering community, and (best of all) a treasure trove of insane experiences from the front lines. Poor tipping is just the tip of the iceberg for these perilous tales, which range from the dangerous (guns are involved) to the downright scandalous (so much nudity, so little shame.) Click through the gallery above to read the best and worst delivery experiences.